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| What not to tell your girlfriend's dad
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1. Can I pull my car in
your garage? I'm not sure how long that cop car will stay lost.
2.There ain't
nothing that beats that great feeling of knowing your HIV test results are negative!
I bet Sara's will be okay too.
3.Sara is so
pretty I've decided to give up being bisexual just for her.
4.Those home
pregnancy kits aren't very reliable in my opinion.
5.We're going to
keep our relationship quiet for now. My wife can be rather vindictive at times.
6.Can you believe
it!! Those shit heads at the corner market won't cash my welfare check!
7.Which one of
you taught Sara to give such great head?
8.Did you see
that saucer that flew over town yesterday?
9.My parole
officer thinks Sara has a calming effect on me. | | |
| it's been forever sence i last updated. and i told someone else that they don't update very frequently. so i figured, actually Katie told me, that i can't really say anything b/c i don't update all that offten. i've atcually been pretty busy. trying to keep my grades up. i think i have a B in nutrition. still don't know how i got in a home ec. class. but w/e. Kenny and TJ intrudused me to a new online rpg. it's called Kingdom of Loathing. and if you ever need a laugh sign-up and login and do a couple of adventures. it has to be the funnyest thing i've ever played. lol here i'll copy some text from it:  | You're fighting a pine bat |
This is a bat with the body of one of those car air fresheners. Y'know, not the kind where there's like a sponge in a can, but the kind that are like a little pine tree that hangs from the mirror? It gets the jump on you. It surrounds you with a swarm...er, flock of its fellow pine bats. Together, they batter you with fake evergreen fumes and leathery wings until you're on the floor. Eek! Oof!  | You lose 3 hit points. |
now come on! can someone please tell me how that's not funny? | | |
| wow. i have no life. i collect comix for fun, i see my gf once every three months, and nobody i know is online right now. except TJ. TJ's cool. i finally signed up for windows messenger. it's fun. i don't see what mom and dad have agianst it! and yes, Joanna, mom and dad don't know yet. they also don't know i have a yahoo box. so i'm costumizing my avatar. b/c i have no life. and no ones online. for those of you whom have never heard of a site called Reverendfun.com, i HIGHLY recommend it! they've got some really funny christain comix on there! lol like this one! 
now come on! tell me that's not funny! | | |
| ok, i just got back from Spring Arbor. we went down to see Joanna, for some odd reason. and we took her out to Finley's (Awesome ribs) and to the Mall to get some stuff. it was fun. i just love multi-tasking. right now i'm listening to music, reading like 5 other sites, and calling Hannah. so i'm having fun. Sage is over, so w/e. this is Sage, fyi. 
i just found out that Sage doesn't have her permitt! everyone point and laugh. Monday is Cadillac Review. witch is like the the second biggest performance of the season. so i'm a little nervous. but i'm sure it'll be fine. what i'm really looking forward to is the bus ride home! last year was really weird. Rueffer broke my dad's CD player, David got a drum cadence stuck in his head and he got a hold of a water bottle, and wouldn't stop pounding on the seats! omg it was so annoying!!!! i swear if he does it again i'll kill him! | | |
| hey, how's life? idk i'm bored. b/c i have no life, b/c i have no friends, b/c i live in the middle of nowhere. and it basically sucks. anyway i'm pretty happy though, b/c i went to one of Hannah's swim-meets on thursday and it was good, she came in third in the 200 and won the 500 by at least thirty seconds. but Alma still lost the meet b/c they don't have divers and it's like a track meet where everything is based on points. so yeah. i accidently cursed in front of my parents too. that was fun. but anyway what would a post be without . . . . COMIX!!! YAY!!! 
lol it's funny he-he-he anyway i'm done, i've got homework, even though it's friday. hope y'all have fun with w/e it is you're doing. | | |
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